The Double Date

So my friend Martina and I went on a double date with The Lawyer Dude and his friend who he not only works with but lives with too. I don’t know but having a roommate when you’re in your late 30’s is kinda weird to me, but his friend was younger. Anyway, we all agreed to have dinner at The Mercer Kitchen at The Mercer Hotel in Soho. Martina and I got there before them and ordered a drink at the bar while we waited. When they arrived, we were clearly dressed for different dates. Martina and I were dressed up and were very chic. They both had on jeans and Lawyer dude had the nerve to wear along with his jeans a white Hanes t-shirt with a really gay vest. Anyway, the food was incredible and the dessert was better than sex..TRUST ME! After dinner and a couple bottles of delicious wine, we all went to Merc Bar for drinks. We were seated and we ordered drinks and all sat very close. We talked, played, and flirted (with our dates as well as with other men in there) There were some REALLY gorgeous guys at Merc Bar that night, namely one really handsome Argentinean man who asked me to marry him and gave me his card. Of course I asked him if he needed a green card after his proposal, but he didn't need it. He is an art director and was very sweet. I only chatted with him briefly, and told him I would email him. While back at our table, I noticed this borderline perfect looking man, obviously a model, and we kept making eyes at each other. He was with some ordinary looking woman and I wasn’t sure if she was his date or not, but I didn’t approach him even though I really wanted to talk to him. I guess it was for the best anyway since I have sworn off models anyway. So after a couple more drinks and some fun laughs and photo ops with our dates, my date, the lawyer dude decided he was bored, and left. I’m not sure if he even said goodbye to me, which didn’t phase me one bit. Its not like I’m even into him anyway. So the 3 of us stayed and hung out a bit longer before we decided to go to Le Souk in the East village…Clearly I only hang out downtown. So we get there and the chick at the door wanted us to wait in line. LOL, yea I NEVER wait in line so I asked the male doorman to let us in which he happily obliged. The bitchy female door person coped an attitude when she saw us go in, but I just shook it off and walked inside with Martina and this dude. We get in and we go to the bar. We had some drinks and started dancing. After about an hour we got bored, but not long enough to actually loose the dude. We sort of looked for him but gave up pretty quickly. So after we got bored, we decided to leave. We were walking down the street and were stopped by these 3 guys who wanted to party but weren’t with any girls and couldn’t get in anywhere. One claimed he was a doctor and promised me a pair of Christian Louboutin shoes if I got him and his friends into Le Souk. Of course being a little buzzed I believed him even though the beginning of our conversation was pretty nasty. I don’t remember exactly but the short Mexican one who said he was a doctor hit on me, and I probably said something really cunty to him. Anyway, after about 30 minutes of hanging with these dudes in the street, we walked them into Le Souk. I wasn’t planning to stay but ended up meeting another Investment banker and danced with him as well as a group of guys who all took turns dancing with me. After about an hour of non-stop ass shaking, I needed to sit down. So I sat down next to this guy who was quick to fall in love with me and put his arm around me and offered me some hookah. We chatted and hung and then his Gorgeous Asian friend came over and sat down with us. I told him immediately how beautiful he was, but he wasn’t feeling me or my over the top flirtation. But I kept smoking hookah and talked to his friend. The MOMENT I started ignoring the beautiful Asian was when he decided I was worth his conversation, so he ordered me to come sit next to him which I happily did. We talked for a while and after a few minutes, his friend decided he was going to leave. Later on the Beautiful Asian showed me a text message from his friend saying “ bad form man, bad form” Apparently the beautiful Asian cock blocked his friend. I didn’t even know his friend REALLY liked me. Its not like he offered me his number or a pair of shoes. So Martina decided to leave with one of the guys we escorted in and I stayed with my Beautiful Asian. This guy had the most amazing smile I’ve ever seen. Sort of like Tyrese but not black. We lounged and talked, and then ended up making out. By this time though, I was getting tired and wanted to go home. It was 4:30 am and raining and The beautiful Asian and I left. He walked me the 2 blocks home, gave me a kiss goodnight and told me he would call me. We’ll see….

Wardrobe: Black mini and high-waisted leather skirt, “ War is over, if you want it Shirt”, Chanel heels, Chanel Bag, silver belt.