Street Theater

Street Theater conversation: East Village on my way to Sephora

Bald dude on Bike: Hey I’m looking for a beautiful Caribbean girl. Can you help me?

Me: Sorry dude, I don’t know any

Bald dude on Bike: How are you today?

Me: fine thanks

Bald dude on bike: Where is your boyfriend?

Me: What makes you assume I have a boyfriend?

Bald dude on bike: Oh so can you add me to your list then.

Me: There is no list dude

Bald dude on bike: Oh so then I will be at the top of the list

Me: did you not effin hear me? I said there is no effin list

Bald dude on Bike: Can I talk to you?

Me: No

End scene